Suddenly, I realised that I have this mug.  I  decided to take photos of it just in case I break it as it has rather humorous verses on it.   HOW TO GET ALONG AT THE OFFICE If it rings, put it on hold; If it clanks, call the repairman; If it whistles, ignore it; If it's a friend, take a break; If it's a boss, look busy; If it talks, take notes; If it's handwritten, type it; If it's typed, copy it; If it's copied, file it; If it's Friday, forget it!