Reasons to vote Democrat or a Republican…RIGHT!!!!

I received this through email.  Funny though but ?????  I suppose this email is a joke. 

These are funny whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican!!!!
 
I’m voting democrat because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I’m voting democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
I’m voting democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that
the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think
we’re good people.
I’m voting democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell
us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
I’m voting democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter
of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I’m voting democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves.  They need to only break even
and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as
THE GOVERNMENT sees fit.
I’m voting democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed
elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to
suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the
voters.
I’m voting democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don’t
have to hide from us over there and when they come over here I don’t
want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
I’m voting democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want.  I’ve decided to marry my horse.
I’m voting democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% isn’t.
I’m voting democrat because Universal Health Care is health care with
the efficiency of the Department of Motor Vehicles and the compassion
of the Internal Revenue Service.