Just another festive season jokes that I have received.

Let’s start the holiday season early. The stores have.

A little early Christmas Cheer

Received this humorous Christmas joke.

Dear Santa,

Please send me a baby brother.

Santa wrote back:

“Send me your mother…”

Someone sent this to me.

Have you Ever asked yourself, What snowmen
Do During summertime??

Now you know…

This is another funny one!!!

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy Carrying a wild turkey under his arm.He stopped and asked the boy, ‘Where did you get that turkey?’

The boy replied, ‘What turkey?’

The game warden said, ‘That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.’

The boy looks down and said, ‘Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted Under my arm!’

The game warden said, ‘Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so Whatever you do to that turkey, I’m going to do to you.

Recieved this humorous joke that I like to share it here.

Enjoy!

Give this a try.

15 - 20lb. turkey

1 cup melted butter

1 package stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)

1 package of Jimmy Dean sausage, cooked.

1 can of Chicken Broth

1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER’S LOW FAT)

Salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.