Here are the 25 worst Christmas album covers of all time. At number one: Stan and Doug yust go nuts at Christmas. Don't they yust '2. Thank You for the Dove' by Mike Atkins. It features a track called 'What's wrong with my Children?' We think 'What's wrong with you?' is a question that should be asked 3. What's in the box Dad... Is it a 10 album record deal? This one will surely go... plastic! 4. '15 great Christmas favourites sung by Warner Bros. Stars'...featuring the highly forgettable Poncie Ponc and Efrem Zimbalist 5. This one's in STEREO. Thank goodness for that (but where did they get the electricity for the fairy lights?) 6. Muzak, stimulus progression number three? What was number two like? 7. This highly sinister album was once owned by Deanne. We wonder if she misses it? 8. Christmas from Hawaii...why-eee? 9. Mother Clancy must have found the deal of the year at the Arran jumper shop: 'Buy one get three free'. It features the toe tapping 'Christmas in Carrick' 10. Star Wars' 'Christmas in the Stars' featuring the original cast. We hope it features Darth Vader crooning his way through Away in a Manger 11. This kid (is it a boy? a girl?) wants his/her front teeth so much, he/she can't stop looking at them 12. This is one of our favourites, but how do you play a trumpet wearing mittens? 13. Heino sings German Christmas favourites such as O Tannenbaum and Stille Nacht. His greatest hits include Bier, Bier, Bier, In einer Bar in Mexico and Komm in meinen Wigwam 14. 'Ring the Bells on Christmas Day' is not 50 minutes of the best of door bells from around the world, sadly 15. White teeth Christmas 16. A sure-fire winning style of Christmas album cover is to dress a blonde model up in a skimpy Santa outfit and lie back and watch the album ski-jump up the charts... ...here's another... ...and another... ...and another 20. A cheesy classic! 21. Superheroes celebrate Christmas too... 22. ...but what do you give the man who has everything? 23. Christmas at Gilley's features a track called 'I'll be Home for Christmas' and 'Don't the Girls All Get Prettier Around Christmas Time'. We're creeped-out 24. We can't imagine what Christmas in Canada was like before Wilf Carter recorded this album 25. All together, now: "Mary's Boy Child? Jesus Christ" http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/6754132/The-25-worst-Christmas-al...